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"Many people call me a whore, but I take it as a compliment.” – Heidi Fleiss (Courtesy Wikimedia)

Times are rough for the former Hollywood madam, Heidi Fleiss, who now lives in a trailor with twenty parrots.

Once making ten million dollars annually, Fleiss now lives in, Pahrump, Nevada, a remote desert town and runs a laundry mat.

"To think I used to earn ten million dollars a year—I shopped at the most exclusive stores on Rodeo Drive. I'd think nothing about spending $400 on a pair of jeans," Fliess told News of the World.

"I drove a Porsche and ate at restaurants where soup cost 30 bucks. Now I can barely afford a can of soup. Some days I eat the parrots' nuts because I can't afford bread."

Fleiss maintains she has regrets about her old life and is happy with her new one.

"Many people call me a whore, but I take it as a compliment. I've slept with men most women only dream of having sex with. Show me any woman who would turn down Nicholson or Brando.

"I've bedded everything between the ages of 16 and 60. I've had so much sex.

"But unless someone very rich comes along and is willing to take on the mess I'm perfectly happy in my launderette and playing with my parrots."

Fliess was arrested again in February and slapped with a plethora of charges including driving without a license, possession of dangerous drugs without a prescription, being under the influence of a controlled substance and driving under the influence of a controlled substance. She had planned to open brothels catering to female clientel called "stud farms," but decided on a laundry mat instead. Go figure.

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