Ryan Reynolds the Next Dave Coulier?

by Bodog Beat Entertainment Buzz | June 9th, 2008

After dating and dumping Alanis, is Ryan Reynolds the next target for angry Alanis tracks? (Lonestar Images)

Cut. It. Out. Alanis Morissette has once again written songs that rant about her ex. In her 1990's breakthrough hit, her anger was directed at "Full House" toolshed Dave Coulier who was the rumored focus of her song "You Oughta Know." However, now it seems Alanis is unleashing her wrath on her latest ex, actor Ryan Reynolds, who is now engaged to Scarlett Johansson.

One song goes like this (sung to the tune of "You Oughta Know"): "Scarlett may be hotter than me/ but will she drink your pee?/ I hate to bug you in the middle of breakfast."

Okay, so we made that up — but it's good, no? Alanis' new album "Flavors of Entanglement" hits stores this week.

Alanis told the AP: "One of the main themes of this record is this recovery, rising up from the ashes so to speak. So it's sort of an unraveling of my own personal life, hitting my own rock bottom and rising up. … I didn't even realize it while I was writing the record, but it definitely goes through all the stages of grief."