Bodog Beat

After humping his way through Hollywood, the medallion-necked Scott Baio (a.k.a "Chachi") is wondering why he's alone.

Scott Baio, most commonly known for his role as Chachi Arcola in "Happy Days", has had his fair share of Hollywood Babes: Heather Locklear, Pam Anderson, Denise Richards and Nicolette Sheridan are among the most notable. However, poor, poor Chachi just can't seem to find love, a problem–sigh–that is now the thesis of VH1's newest reality show, "Scott Baio is 45… and Single".

As it turns out, there are consequences for being a Hollywood playboy. For Scott, at 45, he has found himself at a mid-life crisis, wondering why he's still single, alone and staring down the barrel of permanent bachelorhood.

Worried that he's incapable of love after years of carousing, Baio gets a life coach to help him uncover the reasons why. Baio signs on with Dr. Alison Arnold, who makes him sign a contract not to see his current girlfriend, Renne for two months while he seeks help.

Each episode, Baio will have to confront another chapter from his playboy past by actually reconnecting with some of his old flames in order to get the bottom of what went wrong. In the first episode, Baio is reunited with Susie, who reminds him that he used to break up with her on weekends so he could hook up with Playboy Playmates. Wow. This show should be called, "Scott Baio is King".

Here's Scott's account of his first time (which was with co-star Erin Moran): "A friend's apartment. First time… we're on a couch that is corduroy, and I'm thinking this is really uncomfortable. This is not feeling good at all. And…and I mistook the couch for her. I was making love to a couch. Then all the sudden I found the mark…etc etc.."

The Beat thinks Scott Baio is single because he can't tell the difference between a vagina and a corduroy couch.

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