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Dustin Diamond, the actor famous for playing Screech on Saved by the Bell, has been surfacing in the news quite a bit lately.

Last we'd heard of Diamond he was on Howard Stern's show moaning about how his house was in foreclosure. Unashamedly he was on a t-shirt selling campaign to get the American public to help him out of debt.

Now Screech has a sex tape.

Apparently the Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, the same upstanding citizen that tried to sell sex tapes of Colin Farrell and Fred Durst, has acquired the rights to Diamond's home-grown porn.

The tape in question shows Diamond with two women and has been tentatively titled Saved by the Smell for reasons that I cannot go into here. Trust me, you're better off not knowing.

A press release by Showbiz Tonight gave these gory details:

The sex tape got out because Diamond and some buddies have a "monthly gathering" wherein they exchange such tapes which earn points based on "what [we're] able to accomplish" on the tapes: "We do it almost like poker. [The tape] could have been left out in anybody's home, machine, computer. The people that are involved in this group [of friends who exchange tapes] are all 'profile people.'" Diamond doesn't believe any of those people leaked the tape, but perhaps a significant other of one of them did.

Are we honestly expected to believe that Diamond didn't sell this tape to Schmidt? Sell? Hell, he probably had to force it on the poor man. Oh well, it will be even funnier when even a sex tape is unable to resuscitate Diamond's career.

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