Steven Baldwin Challenges Barack Obama to Boxing Match

by Elizabeth Fairview | October 16th, 2008

Steven Baldwin getting socked in the face would be the ultimate satisfaction. (New Line Cinema Image)

True story, folks. Born again moron Steven Baldwin wants to challenge Barack Obama to a boxing match. He also called Barack a "cultural terrorist."

Baldwin actually sat in on Michael Lohan's boxing match training session (don't ask) and realized he also wanted in on the press action.

He told the NY Daily News, "I'd like to knock some good sense into Barack. I wouldn't hurt him. But if he wins the election, he'll hurt me. He's a cultural terrorist."

However, there is a silver lining to this redonk story: Baldwin vowed to leave the U.S. if Obama is elected. You know what they say about "doors," "asses" and "on the way out."