Sting Sucks… Wife's Toes

Sting and wife Trudie still keeping the spark alive since their marriage in 1992. (AP Iages)
Geriatric uber-rocker, Tantric sex afficianado, dismisser of pregnant chefs and client to German brothels, Sting, was recently photographed sucking his wife Trudie's toes on their rented yacht in Australia.
Despite having a rough year (sued for $50K for unlawful dismissal of their pregnant chef) the couple do have plenty to be happy about.
According to a friend quoted in The Daily, "Sting's comeback with The Police has been an enormous success. The band made £65million."
Wow, £65million! That'll pay for plenty of unlawful dismissmal suits. Who wouldn't celebrate with a little toe sucking?