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Fergie's manager Polo Molina turned himself into police today after word leaked that he beat the snot out of Perez Hilton. (Wikimedia Images)

By now you've probably heard the shocking news that douche bag Perez Hilton is accusing Black Eyed Peas frontman Will.I.Am of assault following an awards show held in Toronto last night.  But according to TMZ.com it was the band's manager, Polo Molina, who smacked the celeb blogger. (Molina promptly turned himself into the police.)

You're a good man, Molina. Not just for turning yourself in but for having the balls to do what countless others have only dreamt of doing. Dude had it coming, right? Of course he HAD to say it was Will.I.Am because he's far more search engine friendly than Molina and no one would give a rat's ass.

Poor Perez Hilton didn't even have the wherewithal to alert the authorities. Instead, the first place he went to was his Twitter page, where he left this message:

"I'm in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please. about 5 hours ago from Sidekick."

"I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke."

It is kind of a joke, though. when you think about it. Albeit not a very good one. Yawn.

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