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Could this British bloke fit in with the chiseled pecs and scripted catchphrases of the Renegade? He tried. (Courtesy ABC)

On the first of his three hometown dates, Matt Grant traveled to Los Angeles to meet Shayne's parents who included the Renegade himself – as well as Shayne's mother, a woman who can only be recovering from a punch in the face.

First up, Matt salivated to see Lorenzo Lamas who immediately broke the ice by telling Matt that Shayne only went on The Bachelor to further her acting career. Among the Renegade’s superpowers must be the "throwing the daughter under bus" ability. Wicked!

He went on to further sabotage her chances by telling Matt that Shayne wanted to be a good actress, but even more than that, she wanted to be a star (because the Bachelor is the road to the Oscars). We all remember the bachelors and bachelorettes of seasons past – such as Drunk Chick who flashed and Scary Chick who went psycho. And of course, we all know that former Bachelor winner AND Bachelorette star Jen Schefft is currently working the PR circuit peddling deodorant sticks. Yes, Shayne, the post-Bachelor life is all accolades and floral scent roll-ons.

Read the remainder of The Bachelor Hometown Dates in Bodog Nation.