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This week Matt Grant introduced the ladies to his little friend. (Courtesy ABC)

Yes, it was "sex" week on The Bachelor, and with just three hopefuls left, the claws came out and the clothes came off. Chris Harrison’s voiceover (which we have grown to know and love) promises us “the most romantic episode of the Bachelor EVER!” and if romance is defined as Matt Grant fucking everyone, then be still my heart!

For the rest of the world, Hump Day is Wednesday – that middle-of-the-week day that separates the beginning of the week from the end of the week. For bachelor Matt Grant however, Hump Day is the time in the show when he gets to literally take three chicks back to his "fantasy suite" and ravage them. True story. Thus, in this week's episode of The Bachelor, Matt Grant found himself in Barbados for a romantic, "intimate" weekend with his three beautiful babies. Read the remainder of The Bachelor: Hump Day in Bodog Nation.