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What did one desperate bachelorette do before she got the axe? She introduced him to the twins. Holla! (Courtesy ABC)

Yes, the hours you lost watching The Bachelor finally paid off.

This week on The Bachelor, everyone hated Robin, Ashlee (the singer/songwriter) showcased her mad singer/songwriter skillz, Kelly flashed her moneymakers, Marshana had a meltdown and Matt Grant, our British bachelor, sucked face with all of them. Jolly good snog, old boy!

During their alone time together, Matt commented on Kelly's body language: crossed arms in front of chest. She sighed, "You know what?" and opened her dress to reveal generous boobies. Thankfully, the hardworking ABC camera man zoomed in. Give that man a raise.

Read the remainder of The Bachelor: The Girls Up the Ante in Bodog Nation.