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This week, Twilley was finally released back into the wild and Sean revealed his creepy quest for perfection. (ABC Images)

This week, the Bachelorette was just rude, damn rude. And I'm not talking about DeAnna Pappas this time. I'm talking about the show and its wicked producers. Rather than being rewarded for dutifully tuning in every Monday to watch men act like pussies before being dumped, we viewers were penalized with an hour of preshow shit in the form of a "DeAnna Tells All" interview.

The "Tell All" didn't tell us much – save for a little inside information on that scary martial arts master dude, Sean, and how he is the epitome of the Patrick Bateman character from American Psycho. Yes, Sean takes us through a "day in the life" bit, which includes a home tanning bed, allusions to hair gel, a home sauna, lots of bench presses, a giant black Hummer and a too-close-for-comfort relationship with mummy. Read the remainder of the Bachelorette article in Bodog Nation.