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Victoria Beckham's delusion that every woman wanted to look like a futuristic Stepford Wife has been disproved. (Courtesy Wikimedia)

Victoria Beckham's clothing line has officially tanked – and the upscale stores that carried it are now pulling Beckham's overpriced attire from the shelves.

Reportedly, Victoria's DVB denim line, made of the finest Japanese denim and ran consumers between $220-$285, is being dropped due to poor sales and a lack of promo work from Beckham herself.

What? People aren't lining up to get ripped off? The nerve!

"We asked her PR people so many times for her to appear but she didn't," said Kitson owner, Fraser Ross. "Celebrity lines are no different from an album or music tour. They have to be promoted to sell."

Victoria, who upon the launch of her clothing line stated, "People think all I do is go shopping like a miserable cow, but, in actual fact, I work bloody hard," is somewhere chowing down on a plate full of words. Well, except for the "miserable cow" part.

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