Want to Kick Michael Lohan's Ass?

by Elizabeth Fairview | October 6th, 2008

Micheal Lohan wants you to kick his ass. (AP Images)

Lindsay Lohan's fame whore of a father has a new publicity stunt up his sleeve.

Michael Lohan is auctioning off a chance for haters to kick his ass in a charity boxing match Nov. 24 at the Hilton Long Island in Melville, N.Y. Bidding to win the luxury to wipe that smirk off Lohan's face begins at $5,000, with the proceeds going to Long Island charities.

Jeff Cohen, an organizer for the event, said he expects big things from this D-lister smackdown.

"Anybody who jumps into the ring with Michael Lohan will become famous," Cohen said. "Maybe you'll get one of Lindsay Lohan's ex-boyfriends who'll try and impress Lindsay by beating up her father. Who knows? You might get Samantha Ronson trying to put a bid in there."