Bodog Beat

There's injuries and then there's inju-fucking-ries. Yesterday it was reported that Cubs outfielder Felix Pie "missed a couple of days early because of a twisted testicle." Don't believe us? Here's the proof. (Scroll to the bottom, it's right there.)

Before today, we didn't really know the answer to the question, "What is a twisted testicle and what does a twisted testicle look like?" But we did a Google Image search and came up with the above. Hope that suffices.

So there it is, folks: the first ever picture on this blog of a penis with one normal nut and the other twisted. Thanks for the justification, Felix Pie. Hope your ball feels better soon. (And maybe next time, just tell everyone you hurt your finger.)