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Above: Tatum Bell, pictured here stealing a football and looking to get the hell out of Dodge. (AP Images)

There are good ways and bad ways to deal with losing your job. Then, of course, there's the Tatum Bell way.

According to sources within the Detroit Lions organization, Bell didn't react well to the news of his release to make room for the team's new running back, Rudi Johnson. Johnson, formerly of the Cincinnati Bengals, was in a meeting with Lions' brass when Bell took matters into his own hands – and stole Johnson's luggage. From MLive.com:

According to Johnson, Bell took two of Johnson's duffel bags from the Lions locker room on Monday and, when they were returned by another party on Tuesday, almost everything was missing.

"All of this happened after he got released and came in and got some stuff out of his locker," he continued. "That's when he scooped the bags up, some real shyster, conniving stuff."

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