TMZ reports: "The arrest report for Andy Dick's chicken joint fiasco is soaked with these pathetic details: '… Dick was escorted back to the holding area … At one point I noticed Dick sat up from the floor and his pants were soaked from the waist area to the ankles. Dick has just urinated on himself.'

'I asked Dick why he didn't tell me he had to used the restroom again, Dick stated that he did not want to knock on the window like a caged animal.'"

Apparently, this wasn't the only urine-related episode during Dick's July arrest. Dick was spending an A-list night out at Buffalo Wild Wings in Murrieta, California (a town famous for being near that other town that hosts the balloon festival), when he decided he had to take a wizz. Patrons called police when they witnessed Dick standing in the Buffalo Wild Wings. I for one, know what Andy is going through. He must have ordered the suicide wings. They're fucking spicy. I piss ON them to cool them down.

Dick was spending an A-list night out at Buffalo Wild Wings in Murrieta, California (a town famous for being near that other town that hosts the balloon festival), when he decided he had to take a whiz. Patrons called police when they witnessed Dick standing in the Buffalo Wild Wings parking lot relieving himself. TMZ reports that once the cops arrived, they stopped a van that had Dick in the passenger seat. He was arrested for allegedly groping a 17-year-old girl and pulling her top down. They also found marijuana and Xanax in his pocket.

TMZ has the extra creepy mugshot.