Celebrity Justice News Stories

 
 
Disneyland Protest

Mickey Mouse Arrested in Disneyland Protest

by Laura Gosselin | August 15th, 2008 | Add a comment
Twenty-three hundred maids, bell hops, dishwashers and cooks from three Disney-owned hotels dressed as Disney’s most lovable characters while protesting against a new workers’ contract, which their union says would make health care unaffordable and create an unfair two-tier wage … Read More Read More
 
 
 
 
 
Christian Bale

Christian Bale Vindicated

by Laura Gosselin | August 14th, 2008 | Add a comment
Christian Bale has been described by acting experts as the single greatest human in the universe. We sent this assumption to a laboratory at Berkley and it turned out to be 100% true. I mean, C’mon! Fans of Bale since Empire … Read More Read More
 
 
 
 
 
Hayden Panettiere's Parents

Lesley and Alan Panettiere are Hungover

by Laura Gosselin | August 12th, 2008 | Add a comment
What a hangover these two have. In fact, they’re so hungover, they don’t even remember what went down and are even trying to say that whole little wife beating thing was blown out of proportion. As we reported yesterday, Alan and … Read More Read More
 
 
 
 
 
Shelley Malil

Actor Shelley Malil Arrested for Stabbing Ex

by Laura Gosselin | August 12th, 2008 | Add a comment
Known for his role as Haziz, one of star Steve Carell’s co-workers in The 40-Year-Old Virgin, actor Shelley Malil was arrested yesterday for brutally attacking his ex-girlfriend with a knife. The woman was stabbed more than 20 times and is currently … Read More Read More
 
 
 
 
 
Sean Paul

Sean Paul Busted at Uppsala Reggae Festival

by Laura Gosselin | August 11th, 2008 | 2 Comments
Just like when Tommy Chong was busted for selling bongs, cops not unlike Columbo cracked the case when they busted Jamaican singer Sean Paul at a reggae concert in Sweden. Dude, if you can’t smoke a doobie at the Uppsala … Read More Read More
 
 
 
 
 
Mary-Kate Olsen

Mary-Kate Olsen Subpoenaed in Heath Ledger Probe

by Laura Gosselin | August 6th, 2008 | Add a comment
What do you do when you have nothing to hide? You don’t do what Mary-Kate Olsen’s lawyer has advised her to do — which is to refuse to speak to Feds and demand immunity. Now, the DEA is convinced she’s hiding … Read More Read More
 
 
 
 
 
Anne Hathaway

Feds Confiscate Nude Anne Hathaway Pics

by Laura Gosselin | August 5th, 2008 | Add a comment
Critical evidence in the indictment of Raffaello Follieri are nude pictures of his former girlfriend, Anne Hathaway. Or, at least that’s what the Feds are telling themselves anyway. Luckily for us, The National Enquirer is on the case. “In additional to … Read More Read More
 
 
 
 
 
Rob Lowe

Rob Lowe Faces Off with Nanny Jessica Gibson in Court

by Laura Gosselin | July 31st, 2008 | Add a comment
The war between Rob Lowe and his former nanny Jessica Gibson went down in a court of law today, with both sides earning wins, or so their lawyers say. The judge tossed out four of the Lowe’s claims, including defamation and … Read More Read More
 
 
 
 
 
Shia LaBeouf Accident

Shia LaBeouf's Truck Debris on Ebay

by Laura Gosselin | July 30th, 2008 | Add a comment
Proving we need to take a long, hard look in the mirror, some morons are trying to sell detritus from Shia LaBeouf’s accident and so far, 52 retards have bid on it. The listing raves, “This is your chance to own … Read More Read More
 
 
 
 
 
Shia LaBeouf

Shai LaBeouf Arrested for DUI

by Laura Gosselin | July 27th, 2008 | 1 Comment
Shia LaBeouf actually did something wrong this time. No, he wasn’t lingering at a Walgreens or illegally smoking a cigarette — LaBeouf flipped his truck in a reported DUI. He is currently in the hospital having surgery on his left … Read More Read More