The Enquirer reports, "That's the stunned reaction of an eyewitness who says he watched in shock – and snapped photos – as the former presidential candidate's wife romantically kissed a long-haired man who resembles 'a washed-up '80s rock musician.'"

A McCain spokesperson declined comment. Normally, we wouldn't believe the Enquirer, however – they did get this right.

Robin Givhan called it earlier, when she wrote in an article about the aspiring first ladies, "McCain appears to be working to shatter a public image of the pretty — but starched — accessory."

The wife of (one of the) Democratic hopefuls, Michelle Obama, also had a Vogue shoot last September, which produced images that had an opposite message to McCain's.

Givhan commented: "Obama's photos seemed crafted specifically to help the viewer imagine her in the role of first lady. She is a study in little black dresses, conservative pearls, preppy hair and restraint. Again, the implied message is unmistakable: I am neither subversive nor threatening. I am not some scary 'other.' I am Camelot with a tan."

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