Hulk Hogan (a.k.a Terry Bollea) recently told Page Six, "I could have turned everything into a crime scene, like OJ, cutting everybody's throat. You live half a mile from the 20,000-square-foot home you can't go to anymore, you're driving through downtown Clearwater and see a 19-year-old boy driving your Escalade, and you know that a 19-year-old boy is sleeping in your bed, with your wife. I totally understand OJ. I get it."

Now if the Hulk has any plans of actually carrying out an O.J.-like plans, he's kind of wrecked the element of surprise. Before O.J. allegedly did it, he didn't announce it in Page Six first. The Hulk has a lot to learn. Sigh.

Hogan is currently starring in her own reality show, Brooke Hogan Knows Best, which she's hoping will boost her less-than-stellar singing career. Her 2006 album, Undiscovered, reportedly sold a disappointing 127,000 copies.

While Hogan has previously posed in skimpy swimsuits for both Maxim magazine and FHM magazine, many are predicting that her father, WWE legend Hulk Hogan, will be less than thrilled if his daughter poses nude.

According to Brooke's rep, "No decision has been made at this time."

Linda reportedly wants a stipulation in the Hogan's divorce case to be amended, claiming that Hulk is "intentionally pushing the boundaries" of a previous order that stated he had to stay away from the Hogan's home and beach house.

Hulk has apparently been parking on the border of their property and following her and "her guests," presumably Linda's 19-year-old boy toy.

Brooke apparently flaunted her jugs to promote her new reality show, Brooke Knows Best, which airs on VH1 this Fall. And in case you were wondering, she doesn't (know best, that is).

Hulk Hogan was also at the Maxim photo shoot to be sure no one was creepily rubbing lotion on her ass — that's his job.

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Hulk Hogan's wife, Linda Bollea, is asking a Florida judge to throw the book at Hulk for not paying his share of a $4.2 million Las Vegas condo. If the judge agrees, Hulk will be jailed until he pays up.

The couple are required by law to share the cost of a condo they purchased together at The Palms Hotel and Spa, however, Hulk balked and hung Linda out to dry.

Hulk has been faced with a litany of bad luck lately. His son caused a crashed that left a boy in a vegetative state; his wife filed for divorce and demanded half of Hulk's earnings; his George Foreman rip-off machine was just recalled for being a fire hazard; his embarrassing telephone calls between himself and his jailed son were released to the media; his wife began dating a 19-year-old and, Hulk is being sued. Although you can't say some of this bad luck isn't deserved (the suing), you must admit, that's quite the shit storm.

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TMZ is reporting that The Hulk Hogan Ultimate Grill, which retails for a cool $179.96, has been recalled because it is a fire hazard. Reportedly, if users spray cooking oils or sprays on the device, it could "ignite or flare up."

After Larry King played the tapes, Hogan tried to spin it by saying the recordings were taken out of context, but the tapes were pretty incriminating. A holier-than-thou Hogan also quoted the bible many, many times.

Hogan did admit however, "Did I say things wrong? Yes. I said them incorrectly."

Nick is currently is serving an eight-month sentence for felony reckless driving. Graziano is expected to be bedridden for the remainder of his life.

The Hulk Hogan Empire is in serious jeopardy. (Courtesy Wikimedia)

The family of John Graziano is suing the Hogan family in relation to the car crash which led to Nicholas Bollea's arrest for Reckless Driving Involving Serious Bodily Injury resulting from an Aug. 26, 2007 wreck which seriously injured Graziano — who has since had part of his frontal lobe removed and will probably require specialized care indefinitely. It has been reported that Graziano only responds to heat and light.

Allegations that Hulk purchased alcohol for Nick and his friends on the day of the accident, is also included in the suit. The suit also says that Hulk Hogan and his wife Linda knew that Nick's vehicle had been modified for speed racing.

Moreover, according to TMZ, since getting his license last year, Hogan received three speeding tickets in the last year (not including August's crash).

In the first incident, on Sept. 17, 2006, Nick was pulled over for doing 115 mph in a 70 mph zone. For his second ticket, TMZ reports he was clocked doing 57 in a 30. And for his third bust, he was clocked doing 106 in a 70. Graziano is a Marine who had just come back from Iraq.

Reportedly, the Graziano family has already spent more than $1 million in medical care. The lawsuit cites 3 counts of negligence against Nick and Hulk, one against Linda and another count against the driver of the Dodge Viper that Nick was racing with. Get all your celebrity betting in the Bodog Sportsbook.

Ladies and gentlemen, the king of sleeze. (Wikimedia photo)

Hulk Hogan's wife Linda Hogan recently filed for divorce from the pro wrestler, citing that Hulk had an affair as the reason. Now, celebrity blogger Perez Hilton confirms on his website that Hulk reportedly had an affair with a woman named Chrstiane Plante, the 33-year-old best friend of Hulk's daughter Brooke Hogan.

"My relationship with Terry [Hulk Hogan] began at a time when Terry and Linda privately knew their marriage was ending," Plante told the National Enquirer. "She had left him already, although no official papers had been filed. Terry is a good man, good father and a good friend, and he and I grew close at the time when he was going through a very difficult period. It seemed right then, but I know it was wrong.

"Having felt the guilt and pain built up, I gave a note to Brooke apologizing for my actions," Plante continued. "I will never be able to fully forgive myself for this. I have lost an amazing friend."

According to perezhilton.com, Brooke posted this note on her blog but later deleted it: "When your best friend and one of your closest family members that you have loved unconditionally since your first day on this earth, betrays you together, you could maybe find it in yourself to forgive one day… but you will never forget the hurt they caused you and how it hurt the people who mean the most to you."