The Sundance Film Festival, which was once an upmarket event to celebrate the best of independent filmmaking, is now turning into a D-lister disco. Most of these assholes were probably wondering where they could catch the screenings of Bride Wars or Paul Blart: Mall Cop.

Fox reports that "The majority of 'celebs' strolling the Sundance streets and hitting the hotspots basically had no reason to be in town and were the likes of fired Danity Kane diva Aubrey O'Day, George Clooney's former flame Sarah Larson, Tila Tequila's ex Courtneay Semel (who Pop Tarts spied making out with her on-again/off-again heiress lover Casey Johnson at TAO nightclub) and even Kevin Federline's ex Shar Jackson. Shar was apparently so desperate for freebies she drove all the way up with her kids from Los Angeles just to attend the gifting lounges."

But none of these pseudo-celebrities were less deserving of publicity than Linda Bollea, who earned fame by being married to Hulk Hogan, then began dating her son's 19-year-old friend. Apparently, Bollea and her boy toy constantly cruised the Sundance Main Street strip posing for photos and at one point, holding up traffic so that photographers could get their shots.

Fox reports that paps were asking: "Who are we taking a photo of again?"

Linda reportedly wants a stipulation in the Hogan's divorce case to be amended, claiming that Hulk is "intentionally pushing the boundaries" of a previous order that stated he had to stay away from the Hogan's home and beach house.

Hulk has apparently been parking on the border of their property and following her and "her guests," presumably Linda's 19-year-old boy toy.