Anyway, Matt told the AP: "The hockey mom, you know, 'Oh, I'm just a hockey mom from Alaska,' and she's the president and facing down Vladimir Putin using the folksy stuff she learned at the hockey rink. It's absurd. I don't understand why more people aren't talking about how absurd it is."

He also said that Palin running the country is a terrifying possibility that is like a "really bad Disney movie." Do you agree with Damon?

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"Matt and Lucy Damon had a baby girl named Gia Zavala on Wednesday, Aug. 20. Everyone's doing great," Damon's rep told People. "She is a healthy baby girl."

Damon and his wife already have a 2-year-old daughter, Isabella, and 10-year-old Alexia.

The couple met in 2003 while Damon was filming Stuck on You and married in Manhattan in December 2005.

Fellow actor George Clooney called Damon a "phenomenal" father. "He absolutely adores those kids," Clooney told People in 2007. "He's doing it really well."

In an interview with Conde Naste Traveler, Damon recently said, "I think many of our problems as a country would be solved if people had thick passports. There’s just no substitute for actually going and seeing things."

Well, firstly they don't add pages to your passport, shit head; they stamp them. We're Pretty sure passports are all the same "thickness." Secondly, flying around the world being paid more than most of us will make in our lifetimes for a single movie — and wondering why everyone else isn't doing the same — is annoying.

Perhaps Matt didn't get the memo that the rest of America is paying out the ass for gasoline and losing their houses. Even Ed McMahon and the Extreme Makeover people are facing homelessness. Someone should tell Matt to stop lecturing us about not vacationing enough.

As of the writing of this the $5,000 buy-in poker tournament is still going on although it's a small field with only 10 tables of players (last year saw 167 players) so it shouldn't last much longer.

Among the many celebrities attending the event were the hosts actor Don Cheadle and poker pro Annie Duke as well as Adam Sandler, Jason Alexander and Charles Barkley.

Barkley busted out almost immediately (second). It was speculated by some of the crowd that Barkley intentionally busted out because the media and guest emcee Phil Hellmuth kept brining up his gambling debts.

Barkley had recently vowed never to gamble again since he was sued for outstanding debts by a Las Vegas casino.

Ante Up for Africa is held each year during the WSOP as a way to raise money for the crisis in Darfur which has cost 300,000 lives since 2003. The poker tournament asks players to donate at least half of their winnings to the charity. Last year saw the final two players announce that they would be donate 100% of their winnings to the charity.

But these particular hecklers had good reason to do their thing. After Matt Damon was awarded his second set of antlers for the evening, the Los Angeles faithful decided to give him a little Laker love.

See, Damon has been outwardly expressive in his love for the Boston Celtics. After the C's won the 2008 NBA Championship, he took the opportunity to rub it in. Giving a shout out to Paul Pierce, Kevin Garnett and Ray Allen, Damon managed to maintain his Boston roots while aggravating a roomful of Kobe Bryant jockriders.

Well played, Matt.

Sarah Silverman admitted to boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel that she is fucking Matt Damon. (Courtesy YouTube)

To celebrate their 5th anniversary, Sarah Silverman gave Jimmy Kimmel a present in the form of a video clip. Silverman's song for Kimmel, "I'm Fucking Matt Damon", also stars Matt Damon.

Damon also earns himself a little payback at Kimmel, whose show often closes with a dig along the lines of: "Apologies to Matt Damon, we've run out of time…."