Paris Hilton News Stories

 
 
Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton Smells Like Fish

by Elizabeth Fairview | August 22nd, 2009 | Add a comment
With the economy struggling to make a comeback, Paris Hilton is marketing her new perfume “Siren.” For the marketing campaign, Hilton dresses up like a smelly fish mermaid. We’re not sure who in their right mind would want to smell … Read More Read More
 
 
 
 
 
Oprah Winfrey

10 Alternative Choices for the SI Swimsuit Issue Cover

by BigpoppaThaShowstoppa | June 23rd, 2009 | Add a comment
Bar Refaeli has hit the bikini jackpot with the decision to put her image on the cover of the 2009 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. Beautiful, but hardly a daring choice for a publisher that needs to consider drastic measures to … Read More Read More
 
 
 
 
 
Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt Attempt Bathroom Sex

by Elizabeth Fairview | May 26th, 2009 | 2 Comments
Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt were booted from a swanky boat party because basically, they can’t act like civilized adults. Recently at Cannes, the D-listers managed to score an invite on Elton John’s close friend David Furnish’s boat, but things … Read More Read More
 
 
 
 
 
Bodog.com

Bodog.com is Back!

by Maria Starr | April 22nd, 2009 | Add a comment
And to celebrate this most auspicious of occasions, we present to you the… Top 10 Reasons It’s Good to Have Bodog.com Back! 10. It’s something new to tweet about. Follow BodogCS! 9. Shorter URL means medical claims for Carpal Tunnel will hit an … Read More Read More
 
 
 
 
 
Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton Lost Her Camera

by Elizabeth Fairview | January 18th, 2009 | Add a comment
On a trip to Australia, Paris Hilton got drunk on New Year’s Eve and lost her camera along with “hundreds of personal photos” (see: “titty shots”). Hilton lost the camera at the Bongo Virus party at Trademark nightclub in Sydney. Therefore, … Read More Read More
 
 
 
 
 
Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton Virtuous and Friends with Lindsay Lohan Again

by Elizabeth Fairview | January 7th, 2009 | Add a comment
Paris Hilton is claiming that the Fire Crotch Feud of ‘08 is officially over. Apparently, the war between the two former party girls started in 2006 when Paris publicly referred to Lindsay Lohan as a “fire crotch.” Paris told Glamour: “We’re … Read More Read More
 
 
 
 
 
Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton Dating Gerard Butler?

by Elizabeth Fairview | December 16th, 2008 | Add a comment
Gerard Butler – Hollywood’s rising star since his epic debut in 300 – could pretty much have his pick of women. So the fact that he chose Hollywood’s smelliest whore is confusing. Yes, Paris Hilton has scored the Scottish hottie, … Read More Read More
 
 
 
 
 
Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton Dumps Benji Madden

by Elizabeth Fairview | November 19th, 2008 | 1 Comment
After pictures surfaced of Paris Hilton flirting with her ex Stavros Niarchos, in Miami last weekend, news has surfaced that she’s dumped her boyfriend of nine months, Benji Madden. Inside souces (courtesy of Star magazine) are saying that Paris thinks Benji … Read More Read More
 
 
 
 
 
kim_kardashian_200710_ap_beat

Kim Kardashian Trying to Lose Her Fat Ass

by Michelle da Silva | August 15th, 2008 | Add a comment
Kim Kardashian, the star best known for her ASSets, claims that she wants to lose weight in her butt. “I love that I’m curvy,” Kardashian told Radar magazine. “But I’m on this major kick to try and lose weight, especially in … Read More Read More
 
 
 
 
 
Video Post

Paris Hilton Slings Mud Back at John McCain

by Laura Gosselin | August 5th, 2008 | Add a comment
Paris Hilton responded to John McCain’s use of her image in his campaign advertisement in this video which was posted on FunnyOrDie.com. In the video, Hilton announces that she’s running for president, slams McCain as a “wrinkly, white-haired guy” and … Read More Read More