Shayne Dahl Lamas is slated to appear on the cover of Girls Gone Wild magazine. (Courtesy ABC)

After winning herself a man on TV, Shayne Dahl Lamas will appear on the upcoming cover of “Girls Gone Wild” magazine. Matt Grant chose Lamas in last night’s taped broadcast of The Bachelor. What began as a cattle call for 25 women looking for true love and 15 minutes of fame finally dwindled down to one wannabe actress who gave us long-winded, rehearsed voice-overs about how in love she is. Are we surprised? Not really.

Shayne, the 22-year-old L.A. actress, who once admitted her top five priorities fall in this order: cars, shoes, handbags, sunglasses and watches—and who once asked Matt if there are palm trees in London (yes, balmy tropical London) – won the "brilliant" heart of bachelor Matt Grant. Wait. Stop the presses. People magazine has just broken the story that Shayne Lamas is not good at Trivial Pursuit.

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