“The Poker Room at Trump Plaza will be the latest location for poker buffs to play in Atlantic City, just steps off the Boardwalk,” said Jim Rigot, Trump general manager in a statement. “When you consider the increased number of poker hands per hour and a $3.00 rake, it becomes an obvious choice for even the most seasoned players.”

Although the tables don't require any additional resources beyond the cost of their purchase, they have been rumored to be forming a union with demands for increased RAM, bigger hard drives and shinier buttons.

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