And it's not totally weird that she gets the impression that we care. She has an audience full of idiots who hoot and holler at every stupid thing she says.

She could yell, "I love dead puppies!" and her lobotomized audience would clap and scream like a bunch of trained sea lions.

The tradgedy of this story? The Tyra Show last week won a Daytime Emmy Award in the talk show-informative category. Yeah, informative.

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After the "too pretty" earthy girl, Analeigh was elminted, it was down to Sam and McKey.

After Tyra announced McKey was the winner, McKey picked Tyra up for once leaving her speechless. For her win, McKey will take home a $100,00 contract with CoverGirl cosmetics, a management deal with Elite Model Management as well as a 6-page fashion spread in Seventeen magazine.  

"Oh my God, I just won America's Next Top Model and I can't believe it!" McKey said.

"This was the last thing for me," McKey told cameras. "I was gonna try out for America's Next Top Model and that was going to be it. I made the show and it was the best thing for me. It made me realize that maybe this was something that really can happen."

Isis is "a woman born physically male" from Prince George's County, Md. "I like to help people, but I'm here to follow my dreams," she told US.

Neil Giuliano, the president of GLAAD, says that the inclusion of Isis in Top Model is "an unprecedented opportunity for a community that is underrepresented on television.

"We applaud Tyra Banks and the CW for making this historic visibility of transgender people possible."

America's Next Top Model Cycle 11 premieres on the CW on Sept. 3.

Tyra Banks has a fierce new stalker. (Courtesy CW)

You gotta be crazy if you're a stalker and choose to stalk the insufferable Tyra Banks. Why not stalk someone somewhat cool… like David Hasselhoff or Steve Urkel. Tyra Banks? Really?

Her stalker is a Georgia native named Brady Green who tried to get into The Tyra Banks Show with a duffel bag full of magazines featuring Tyra and demanded to see her.

Green appeared in Manhattan Criminal Court and pleaded not guilty to the charges. Judge Anthony Ferrara released him on his own recognizance – but issued an order of protection for Banks.

In other Tyra news, the Top Model host reportedly won't spend the night with a man because she doesn't want him to see her without her hair extensions.

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Two of the biggest attention whores on the planet have united to offer us a new reality TV show. (Courtesy Fox/CW)

World-renowned spaz Ashton Kutcher and Tyra Banks, who is fresh off the heels of her pant crapping incident, will produce a reality show that puts pretty people in a house together while competing in a beauty contest.. Ummm… hasn't this been done before?

Of course, the show promises there will be a "twist." Perhaps Tyra will take a dump on the floor after each person is eliminated? ABC has asked for 8 episodes of the series. Whatevs.

The Hollywood Reporter says: "The as-yet-untitled project will feature contestants competing in a beauty pageant. Naturally there's a twist, but the network has requested that the concept remain under wraps because the show hasn't started production."

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According to a blogger, Tyra Banks shat herself during Fashion Week in New York. (Courtesy CW)

A relatively illiterate blogger by the name of Fabian Basabe is unveiling the awful rumor that Tyra Banks crapped her pants during Fashion week in New York. According to Basabe, Banks' people come to events armed with an extra set of clothes in preparation for such emergencies:

"I was asked to film an interview for a new project but being busy reporting the massacre it is during fashion week for paper magazine – by far my favorite assignment – I had to squeeze the interview in between shows and, in order to have it easy for everyone, i arranged to do it backstage at the tents in the w suite. Just when I start getting comfortable and ready, a group of madmen and madwomen storm in and take possession of the suite because… ready?… Tyra Banks messed herself and needed to change. Now, let’s break this down: messing oneself should not happen if you are older that 5 or younger than 90. if it happens and in fact you are older than 5 or younger that 90, then it should be one, single, very unfortunate episode which will bound you to be made fun of forever and you can’t complain about it. Now I would like to bring to your attention that Tyra’s people carried a change of clothes for her at NYC fashion week. Hmmmh… could it be that Tyra messed herself before? or just that her entourage is so organized that in case tyra would ever, maybe, possibly mess herself that one time, they have a change of clothes? I don’t know… but all these thoughts were twirling in my mind when in horror I was watching such an abomination, feeling so alone in the world. Meanwhile, everyone is looking at me, to see if i was going to throw a fit because i now have a production crew and no place to shoot. Excuse me please, the suite is great but i think I’m gonna go, you know…"

So what's the deal? Did Tyra really crap her pants, or is Fabian the one full of crap?